Moron of The Century!

Our Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (D - Uranus) says we need to pass the abortion of a health care bill they're working on, so we can see what's in it!

Madame Speaker, out here in the swamplands we have this little thing called "reading". We can "read" the bill without it being law. I know this is kind of an advanced concept for you, but many of the people you "represent" can read these things and understand them better than you. Well, at least those of us not from your home planet.

Yeah, I know everyone is linking to this. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.