Friday, December 1, 2023

A Flock of Pigs Just Flew Overhead

I'm sure you've heard the saying about something everyone thinks would never happen - pigs will fly.  Often said as "pigs will fly before that!"

Then why did a flock of pigs just fly overhead?  Amazon has signed a contract with SpaceX to launch their Kuiper satellites

Amazon announced Friday that it has purchased three Falcon 9 rocket launches from SpaceX beginning in mid-2025 to help deploy the retail giant's network of Kuiper Internet satellites.

In a statement, Amazon said the SpaceX launches will provide "additional capacity" to "supplement existing launch contracts to support Project Kuiper’s satellite deployment schedule."

Back in April of '22, word broke that Amazon had chosen "everybody except SpaceX" to launch "the majority" of their 3,236-satellite Project Kuiper constellation. Amazon had contracted for 68 rocket flights from United Launch Alliance, Arianespace, and Blue Origin.  Before those 68, they signed on for five Atlas V launches of the initial satellites in that eventual constellation.  The first two Kuiper prototype satellites launched Friday, October 6th on an Atlas V after being swapped to it from the continually-slipping out maiden flight of Vulcan centaur.  All I've seen is that the designers were happy with the satellites' performances. 

The root problem is that of the three vehicles Amazon has contracted, Ariane Space's Ariane 6, Blue Origin's New Glenn and ULA's Vulcan Centaur, not one has successfully flown, yet. That's aside from five more Atlas V launches.

SpaceX's Falcon 9 rocket, the world's most reliable launch vehicle, was left out of Amazon's multibillion-dollar rocket purchase. This led to a lawsuit filed in August by shareholders of a pension fund that includes Amazon stock. The suit claims Amazon, its founder Jeff Bezos, and its board of directors breached "their fiduciary duty" and failed to consider SpaceX during the launch service procurement.

Aside from the Atlas V, which Amazon will lean on to launch its first batches of satellites, none of the rockets needed to deploy the Kuiper network have flown. Production of Atlas V rockets is winding down, and there are no more of those for Amazon to buy.

As we've seen with other nominal competitors to SpaceX, like OneWeb, when push comes to shove, no other launch company in the world could make up a shortfall from delays caused by the other launch providers. SpaceX was targeting 100 Falcon 9 or Heavy launches this year, had their 89th this morning California time from Vandenberg SFB and is working for number 90 at 11:01 PM EST tonight from CCSFS.  Oh, and they're targeting one every 2.5 days on average for next year - or roughly 145 launches.  Who else even comes close to doing that?



10 comments:

  1. Now, that's funny right there!

    Poor Amazon, cutting their nose off to spite Elon and or their face.

    Looks like SpaceX's Karma ran over their Dogma. I love it!!

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  2. I've always wondered, with the obvious capability of American aerospace, why in the heck ULA didn't search for a new engine or engines for Atlas, while also modernizing the rocket. I mean, they had the whole line, the ability, the know-how, to do it all. But, instead, they whined and trusted Blue Origin.

    Dumb arses.

    I also get the feeling that SpaceX has been sitting over in the corner, twiddling their thumbs, waiting without baited breath for Amazon to finally admit that only SpaceX is launching heavy loads from the US.

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    1. Methinks Politics may have had something to do with ULA's boneheadedness, but then again, what do *I* know??

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    2. I'm sure the failure of ULA's lobbyists to stop Congress from saying no more Russkie stuff caught them totally off guard. But you'd think that they'd react more quickly, but never trust ULA's ability to not respond to f-up the situation.

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  3. But did Bezos demand that SpaceX purchase a Prime membership? 😁

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    1. Space launches, found next to Prime Video, some extra delivery charges may apply.

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    2. No, Musk demanded 10% off all Amazon purchases unit the end of this decade or until Kuiper is fully operational, whichever comes first.
      *snerk*

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  4. One wonders how bitter a pill this was for Amazon.

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    1. One wonders what Bezos' face looked like when he finally had to request SpaceX's services.
      My wife said, "Four words: Suck it up, Buttercup!"

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    2. Considering the way Musk reacted to Disney and others pulling advertising from X, I can just imagine Elon laughing his ass off as soon as the phone was hung up.

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