Tuesday, February 19, 2019

I Never Thought of It Quite Like This

I've never thought of eating Tide pods quite this way.  To be honest, I've never thought of anything quite this way.  From the Vast Time Wasteland of Pinterest.  Language warning. 

One of those days that I spent as a moving target and didn't collect thoughts or ideas to put down.  So humor.


  1. Sounds reasonable. After all the specific eat-it urges are resisted, the consumer is left with a residual attraction to it that keeps them buying it. Somebody in Proctor and Gamble got a promotion for this.

    Remember the crazy/hot matrix for dating, saying to minimize crazy and maximize hot? Remember there's an 'impossible' region on the lower right that is too sane and too hot to be real, labeled transsxual? Tide Pods are the transexual of laundry detergent. Stimulus stronger than the real thing by something fake.

    It's the real thing

    I'd like to build the world a home
    And furnish it with love
    Grow apple trees and honey bees
    And snow-white turtle doves

    I'd like to teach the world to sing
    In perfect harmony
    I'd like to hold it in my arms
    And keep it company

    I'd like to see the world for once
    All standing hand in hand
    And hear them echo through the hills
    For peace throughout the land

    (That's the song I hear)
    I'd like to teach the world to sing
    (Let the world sing today)
    In perfect harmony

    Put your hand in my hand
    Let's begin today
    Put your hand in my hand
    Help me find the way

    Ewww. Now I feel like voting for The Lightworker, The One who will Show Us A New Way Of Being

    1. Ewww... LOL... Ewww...

      Wasn't sure where you were going when you started the song - if it was going to be real or parody. So deserving of parody.

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