Two old jokes come to mind. I think this is either Cheech and Chong or George Carlin. Or at least most of it is.
Are you bothered by that annoying bloody, drip, drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Some sort of disease that causes blood dripping out of a body part you never, ever want to see blood dripping from*.
The other one was a comedy bit on bad product names.
When you're looking for relief, look for Painful Rectal Itch.
Again, a bloody, Painful Rectal Itch.
And that's all I'm gonna say about that.
Florida was the laughing stock of the country back in Bush vs Gore, with the hanging chads and overworked auditors looking at the ballot cards. All of that hoopla was in a few solid blue counties in south Florida. When the mandatory recount was completed and published, lots of the counties (like mine) had zero or practically zero change in vote numbers. It got fixed. The most solid blue county in the state, Broward County, had their supervisor of elections fired by (then Governor) Rick Scott for not complying. Broward and a few other counties tried to keep elections corrupt and were dragged kicking and screaming into compliance with real election processes in the last few years. This year, Florida's votes were counted and the results were certified early on election night.
I have no doubt I could put up a couple of dozen memes about corruption on Pennsylvania, Michigan or Arizona, if not a couple of hundred memes. Instead, I leave you with this from Tom Stiglich.