Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Headline of the Day

From ReutersHonduras detains 5 Syrians heading for U.S. with stolen Greek passports-police 

The report in its entirety says:
Honduran authorities have detained five Syrian nationals who were trying to reach the United States using stolen Greek passports, but there are no signs of any links to last week's attacks in Paris, police said.

The group of Syrian men was held late on Tuesday in the Honduran capital of Tegucigalpa on arrival from Costa Rica and they were planning to head to the border with neighboring Guatemala. The passports had been doctored to replace the photographs with those of the Syrians, police said.
The men later told the police they had planned to cross Guatemala after exiting Honduras, then Mexico before crossing the southern border in the US.  Unlike the US, the countries of Mexico, Guatemala, and Honduras all have genuine border security and caught the five Syrians.  Plus, they consider crossing with invalid passports to be a crime.  Their journey will be interrupted at least a little while.

Don't worry; I'm sure they were coming to audition for a church choir somewhere.  Maybe the Mormon Tabernacle?  One of the big Texas mega-churches? No?

In other news, president Obama is right: ISIS has been contained.  There has not been one single ISIS attack on the moon or another planet.  They have been contained to Earth, where they're pretty much like cockroaches and are found everywhere.   
 (US Border Patrol agent)


  1. Pay no attention to the Islamic terrorist behind the curtain.
    Or just across the border...



  2. Our president; our government is going to play Syrian Roulette. They are going to allow thousands of Syrians into this country with no assurance that they are not ISIS or even simply angry muslims who will act alone to kill us. I would feel a lot better about all of this if the people making this decision where the ones who were at risk of being killed by these crazies.

  3. Never fear. Our pResident is surrounded by his Praetorian Guard who will make sure NOBODY touches his Royal Highness. Except, of course, for his Reggie "Love" who packs his fudge.

  4. That Border Patrol agent looks like the loneliest guy in the world.....

    He should have his AR with him....

  5. I really wonder if any of the Secret Service would willingly take a bullet for that POS?