Sunday, October 29, 2017

I Have a New Goal in Life

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8 comments:

  1. I thought Twain's "Frog-a-Day" was the proven standard.

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    1. There was a high school football coach around here who got in trouble for telling his players to "bite the head off a live frog every morning". Well, he may have gotten into trouble more for doing it front of the players.

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  2. Should I live that long, I may credit my long life to drinking 2 gallons of water a day and eating nothing but desiccated turkey livers and stewed prunes.

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    1. Replace the "desiccated turkey livers" with "sauteed tofu cubes" and you can have a good laugh at the vegans who will actually try that...
      }:-]

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  3. I'd claim it was because I took a high colonic every day, and twice a day on weekends, to catch the naturopathy crowd.

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  4. I'm planning on claiming it's frantic masturbation to some form of esoteric (but legal) porn three times a day.

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  5. I remember seeing a joke about one:
    Grandpa was mentoring his grandson on the secret of living a long and productive life: "Every morning, sprinkle a teaspoon of gunpowder on your oatmeal.
    Well, when grandpa died at the age of 97, he left six children, 33 grandchildren, 48 great-grandchildren... and a 25-foot crater where the crematory used to be.

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  6. I thought Twain's "Frog-a-Day" was the proven standard.


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