U.S.—Everyone praised the classified "Hero Dog" for taking down ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.I think the Bee got it wrong, though. Conan (the dog) is a female, according to The BLOG. Edit that last line in your head to, "who's a good girl?" etc..
Everyone, that is, except CNN, who quickly searched through the dog's internet history and college yearbooks. Sure enough, CNN found a picture of the Hero Dog partying at obedience school. In the picture, the dog is seen sniffing a butt without consent.
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The dog has issued a statement: "I like butts. I've always liked butts. I still like butts, but I never sniff butts to the point of excess. Who's a good boy? I am."
When I saw this I "L'ed My A Off". Does this sound like a news story that could be true, but that's just a little too far? The more it makes you look, the more it makes you think it could be true, the better the satire.
I love the Bee. Best part? When Snopes debunks them.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Conan identifies as a male?
ReplyDeleteI thought I heard my name.
ReplyDeleteYou sure did. I drop by your place once or twice a week.
DeleteThank you. Nice to hear.
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